Chess nuts for Christmas...

This is from NAR, which is a cesspool of punsters, but this one takes the season:

The original post was An Emotional Victory. TL;DR is the champion of a chess tournament manages to forfeit their victory (and get kicked out!) by being a poor winner. One of the regular commenters hits that out of the park with her response:

"I'm glad they arrested him. If there's one thing I can't stand it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!"

Note: Later comments clarify the spurious "arrested" and add more chess stories.