tag:dreamwidth.org,2018-07-31:3413491 Mental Mouse (Dave Harmon) Mental Mouse (Dave Harmon) 2018-12-26T13:50:32Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2018-07-31:3413491:5539 2018-12-26T13:46:03Z 2018-12-26T13:50:32Z amused public 0 This is from NAR, which is a cesspool of punsters, but this one takes the season:<br /><br />The original post was <a href="https://notalwaysright.com/an-emotional-victory/134673/">An Emotional Victory</a>. TL;DR is the <s>champion</s> of a chess tournament manages to <b>forfeit</b> their victory (and get kicked out!) by being a poor winner. One of the regular commenters hits that <a href="https://notalwaysright.com/an-emotional-victory/134673/">out of the park</a> with her response: <br /><br />"I'm glad they arrested him. If there's one thing I can't stand it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!"<br /><br />Note: Later comments clarify the spurious "arrested" and add more chess stories.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=mental_mouse&ditemid=5539" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments